WTF These Bitches Want from My Nigga

What these bitches want from my nigga?!?!

Meet Desmond Hatchett - The Human Sex Pistol, The Baby-Making Machine, The Impregnater . He, given 5 or 6 women, can single-handedly populate a mid-sized country or solve a whole demographic crisis.

Mr Hatched, who is 33 years old, father 30 kids with 11 different women over the span of 15 years. True story!

There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uhh) Selena (uhh) Katrina (uhh) Sabrina (uhh)
About three Kim's (WHAT?) LaToya, and Tina (WHOO!)
Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda (uh-huh)
Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (damn!)
Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, and Ronda (WHAT?)
Donna, Ulanda (WHAT?) Tawana, and Wanda (WHAT?)
were all treated fairly but yet and still

So the dude is a broke ass nigga and can't pay child support. 

I am a firm believer condoms are way cheaper than kids. Then I thought about Mr Hatchet's situation. I guess after the 4th or 5th kid he really didn't have any money left for condoms. Babies are that fucking expensive. Working for a minimal wage doesn't help either.

The more I thought about it, the more I was convinced Mr Hatchet should not pay any child support for any kid beyond Number 5. Why?

Here is why. Eleven (11) different women and 30 kids, that's like 3 kids a piece. So bitches knew the guy was dropping babies left and right, and still let him penetrated their vaginas without any glove. More than once.And chances are they knew the other women who got pregnant and got ditched - chances they are their sisters, cousins, neighbors, best friends...It's like watching "Oversize Me" and sprinting to the nearest McD for a couple of BigMacs with extra bacon. (By the way - that's why McD is such a great company - they said "Screw you, now you know the truth about our shit, but it is tasty shit, so we are not ashamed to sell it for 50 cents. It is on you, you've been warned!").

I'll give him credit, he must be great in bed. Going back for second helpings after he shitted all over his plate.
I also have an idea who he could make some extra cash - join the the "Inception" sequel as Leonardo DiCaprio's sidekick. Come on, the guy can plant anything anywhere!