Remeber Larry Van Pelt? Apparently the dude keeps churning out those priceless images of Jesus in the lives of everyday people. Here is a new set of religious awesomeness.
The Teacher: Creepy Jesus looks pissed. "Hey, why are you telling 'em this crazy shit about Darwin and evolution. I am the real deal!"
The Bank Teller: Just fucking look at the way Creepy Jesus is rubbing his chin totally thinking "I wonder if that's gonna be enough for a six pack and lap dance down at the strip!"
The Corporate Executive: Yeah, like corporate executives and hippies hang out together. When was the last time you saw a CEO and a hippie in the same room? This Gordon Gekko is about to hit the panic button and have the security deal with the stinky hippie.
The Byker: Do you think Jesus is pointing the way to the next whiskey bar? Or it's just another hippie trying to get a ride from a Hell's Angel to a Rolling Stone concert in 1969.
The Medical Student: At some points in our lives we all had a friend or a roommate who constantly partied and bugged us to come along his/her bindges. "Come on, dude, it's Tuesday night. We need to go out and get shit faced, meet some ladies and get some puntang."
The Architect: I know Jesus loves us all and shit...but trust me, no man likes to be touched liked that by another man. Especially if the touching dude is going comando under the robe.
The Teacher: Creepy Jesus looks pissed. "Hey, why are you telling 'em this crazy shit about Darwin and evolution. I am the real deal!"
The Bank Teller: Just fucking look at the way Creepy Jesus is rubbing his chin totally thinking "I wonder if that's gonna be enough for a six pack and lap dance down at the strip!"
The Corporate Executive: Yeah, like corporate executives and hippies hang out together. When was the last time you saw a CEO and a hippie in the same room? This Gordon Gekko is about to hit the panic button and have the security deal with the stinky hippie.
The Byker: Do you think Jesus is pointing the way to the next whiskey bar? Or it's just another hippie trying to get a ride from a Hell's Angel to a Rolling Stone concert in 1969. 
The Medical Student: At some points in our lives we all had a friend or a roommate who constantly partied and bugged us to come along his/her bindges. "Come on, dude, it's Tuesday night. We need to go out and get shit faced, meet some ladies and get some puntang." 
The Architect: I know Jesus loves us all and shit...but trust me, no man likes to be touched liked that by another man. Especially if the touching dude is going comando under the robe.
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