WTF Product of Тhe Day

The WTF Product of the Day was painstakingly engineered and produced by Smitten Mitten. So yeah, the Hand Hugger is a pouchy thing/glove that two people can wear simultaneously while holding hands.

What you can't tell straight from looking at the photo of this lovely couple sharing a precious Hand Hugger moment is that the chick is crashing the guy's balls in the hand hugger.

Here are some more retards actually wearing this shit:

Yeah, dude. Try to run away from the bitch when it turns out she is infested with rabies! She has you locked up in the hand hugger.

And those two... I know proper manners mandate we don't make fun of retarded people but...those two are made for each other and should stay a package deal and in times when they can't remember their names or where they live, they will still have each other (via the bondage of the hand hugger!).

Credit to SI's Extra Mustard.

WTF Movie Action Scene

Мисля, че този филмов откъс тотално ще извини отсъствието ми и липсата на дневни WTF дози в живота ви. Enjoy! (Hat tip to Forscretcho Ma Decho)



1) Отлично включване на конната полиция, в един момент джипки и мотоциклети и изведнъж...
2) На бас ,че пича с червената риза и дългата коса is getting all the pussy in India.
3) Съдейки по броя преследвачи, явно цяла Индия (that's a lot!!!)има зъб на главния герой.
4) Unlimated budget to destroy shit in any imaginable fashion!
5) Индийците са ужасни шофьори (можеби защото всеки индиец, който може да кара кола, кара такси в NY)

Asshole of the Day

Преди известно време стартирах една нова рубрика тук: Asshole of the Day. Първият удостоен с това отличие беше пловдивския митрополит Николай за обясненията му за инцидента с кораба "Илинден" и high-flying лайстайла му.

Днес имам честа да дам тази висока награда на Pat Robertson, от когото явно митрополит Николай е черпил вдъхновение.

Pat Robertson е известен америкаски теле-евангелист, има собствена кабелна телевизия и веднъж е се е опитвал да се кандидатира за президент. Също така въпросният радетел за консервативни християнски и семейни ценности е имал бизнес с Charles Taylor и износ на диаманти от Африка. Мда, същият Charles Taylor, бивш президент на Либерия и сега подсъдим за престъпления срещу човечеството и да, говорим за blood diamonds. Когато не се занимава с търговия на blood diamonds и не си пие ичкията с африкански диктатори главорези, Pat Robertson обича да обяснява на плебса връзката между различни природни стихии и гневът божи.

Според Pat Roberson земетресението в Хаити е божие наказание, защото хаитяните направили сделка с дявола преди време.

"The Haitians "were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever," Robertson said on his broadcast Wednesday. "And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, 'We will serve you if you will get us free from the French.' True story. And so, the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' "

And so, the devil said "OK, it's a deal!" Предполагам това е най-логичното обяснение на света около теб, когато не вярваш в науката и прогресът на науката ти пречи да спиш нощно време. Странно защо Хаити така са се прецакали и са поискали само да се отърват от французите, а не са поискали и поне малко икономически просперитет...Така и така са преебани от сделката с дявола и трябва да го хранят с новородени и бог горе планира divine ass-whooping on them for calling the 1800-devil hotline, вместо 1800-god.

Друг нерадостен факт, е че изказванията на Pat Robertson намират място в mainstream медиите и дори Белият Дом се е видял принуден да ги коментира.

WTF Music Video & Band of The Day 2

The New Year keeps on bringing more and more bizzare shit from the world of music entertainment (Courtesy of Lora).



Not sure who copied who - the Asian dudes copied the Nedelchev's brothers or the other way around. BUT one thing for sure - killer dance choreography, cool costumes (I mean come on - the unbuttoned shirt is hot!), divine vocals...

WTF Music Video & Band of The Day

If Santa brought you joy, happiness and presents couple of weeks ago, I'm goning to bring you an Xmas spoonful of pure and undulated hate....Cause that's what I do!

I am well aware the internet and all the Web 2.0 technology can turn zeroes into heroes overnight when it comes to music and art. I also know karaoke is big time in Asia. Hell, nobody parties harded than drunk Asian dudes in a karaoke bar.

So my initial thought when I saw this video was those people were bunch of amateurs goofing around karaoke style. Then as it started to dawn on me the pair of douche bags were all serious about their act, a sudden pain and desire to claw my eyes out and hammer nails in my ears appeared.

It turns out Deian and Boiko Nedelchevi have some serious pro asspirations and even have released several records. Their illustrous carreer goes way back to 1995. It should be noted that Deian and Boiko are not brothers, they are actually married to each other. And thank God for that because I seriously don't want those two reproducing after I saw their attempt at viral marketing.

This video is bad on so many levels that even this image can't sum it up:

Not sure where to aim my hate here...so many targets, it is not even fair...Lyrics, dance choreography, costumes (dude on the right is sporting a man's version of camel toe as his pants are pulled all the way to his nipples). Fuck it, I give up, this video has sucked out all the hate and joy out of me.

UPDATE: Marina, who appranelty has stronger nerves than I do and has thoroughly reviewed Deyan's web site, submited this inexplicable photo. I know it was the season of giving and shit, but this guy keeps on giving and giving...

WTF Work Out Routine

That's just wrong...

So if you want bad-ass calves, all you need is a bench and a couple of steroid induced gay buddies.

WTF Makes Rednecks Happy?

1) Monster trucks? Check!
2) NASCAR racing cars? Check!
3) American flag? Check!
4) Chocolate covered bacon on a stick? Check!

Снимката е направена в Des Moine, Iowa...deep in hillbilly territory.
(Credit: jalopnik.com)