WTF Music Image Transformation

Every spring March Madness drives the US to a stand still. For the duration of 6 weeks the best college basketball teams battle in a single game elimination tournament. Six weeks of intensity, drama, buzzer beaters and cinderella stories...and once and a while a creepy white kid crying.

Adam Morrison aka The Stache

In 2007 Nuttin But Stringz, a previously obscure duo of NY teenage violinists, scored big with their song "Thunder" as it was selected for the official NCAA March Madness 2007 song. The song got played constantly for six weeks on prime time TV and was tied to a major sports event...A recipe for success. Also, Nuthing But Stringz had an unique history that vibed well with the cinderella (underdogs beating the elite teams) nature of the March Madness - they got spotted by a studio recording manager while playing in the NY subway...





It still makes my blood boil...Unfortunately those are the only videos of a set of 10 or 15 that can be still located on the internet.

So how this those two follow up on that act? With this:



Hey, assholes...Your song makes me go out and kill people on the basketball court...not dance with Barny the Purple Dinasour. WTF!

WTF Time Travel

It has been a great week for mankind. The British entrepreneur and billionaire Sir Richard Branson opened the first private space shuttle launching station in the US. In the mean time, the pride of Bulgarian capitalism Grisha Ganchev upped the ante by conquering another frontier - time travel. He set up a time travel station at the football stadium in Lovech, where for a meager price of five levs, people could witness barbaric fights and turn into medieval peasants. In the best traditions of medieval festivals and feudal lords, Grisha Ganchevs comes to the playground with his hound dog and tosses coins to his serfs who kiss his hand and if allowed his ass too. The video did not show how Ganchev procedeed to a local wedding to excersise his birthright to fornicate the bride on her wedding night.

WTF Mash Up Video of the Day

Dancing Asians? Check!
Communist/Socialist realism? Check!
Michael Jackson? Check!

WTF Corporate Web Site of the Day

Gotta love Fatboy Slim while job hunting (click here for good times)...really sets the mood and prepares you to deal with ape shit.

WTF Midget Furniture

Това е малко старо, но имам повод да го пусна на блога: Chinese Dwarf Theme Park!

Явно midgеt манията е заразна и е стигнала до България, защото веригата мебелни магазини "Лабиринт" са пуснали специална серия midget furniture. А може би малките хора, като целева група, демонстрират най-висок потенциал за ръст в тези смутни икономически времена.

WTF Wedding Festivities

I was messing around in Facebook the other day when I stumbled upon My Art Wedding's page. Here is an example of the fabulous work they do:

Yep, life has never been so colourful behind bars. Just don't drop the soap. Oh wait, that's a wedding...My bad.

I consider myself a scholar when it comes to various elements of the wedding festivities. I have produced an extensive body of research on the topic of bride's bouquets (here & here) and their impact on the female state of mind.

Several weeks ago I received an unique chance to test my theories and observations in a natural setting. I had to literally swim with the sharks. For some reason the bride wasn't wearing a garter (No sexy underwear? Where is this marriage going?) so they lumped the single gals and lads for the bouquet's throwing.

How cool was that? I was batting against the heavy majors - real single women desperate to get married, have babies and ruin a guy's life. Once in a lifetime opportunity. It totally went by the book - the approach on the wing, etc.

Can I look any calmer than that? One handed catch executed with my left hand! I even went LeBron James on them with the right hand behind the back thing. That's how you kick ass!

I had some final words for the three hapless ladies that tried to compete against me: "In your face!"

I've never smelled the smell of napalm in the morning, but man, that bouquet really smelled like Victory!

Eye of the tiger, baby!

Prior to unleashing total domination and annihilation at the wedding, I designed a special play to catch the bouquet. I call it the "Superdickery" play and it should be executed only as a measure of last resort in desperate times (yeah, I'm talking to you 45 year old still single lady). So here is how the play goes:

Try to block the throw with both hands, like a volleyball block. Then run for your life.

In the process of catching the bouquet, it occurred to me that there is one instance where the "wing" approach won't work and needs a further and thorough review - the high arch toss.

Usually the bride uses a low arch as the most desperate and eager to get married are always lined up in the front. However, once and a while the bride will apply a high arch, giving the back rows a chance to ruin their lives forever too. This imposes a great risk on the front women, as they might try to jump for the bouquet while wearing high heels (the most common shoe worn at weddings). This might result in severe foot injuries - from the basic sprained ankle to the more severe torn ligaments and shit. And now the chick ends up with no bouquet and a severe limp which further diminishes her chances to land a husband. However, you can always get these bad boys: Gucci Air Jordan High Heels.

WTF T-Shirt of the Day

It takes a sick mind to design such a shirt and a sick mind to wear it. On the other hand, it is a perfect attire for wedding receptions, job interviews, funerals or a dinner with your girlfriend's parents.

(h/t SI's Extra Mustard)